Looking for a colloquial Chinese translation of the English: Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
Presents an example of a minimally simple project that the person or group described is presumed unable to accomplish.
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
(UK, Australia, New Zealand, vulgar, slang, idiomatic) Is unable even to organise a project that requires no planning; is incompetent. [quotations ▼]
couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
couldn't pour water out of a boot
- What phrases are there in Chinese to express this kind of incompetence, i.e.: unable to organize something that doesn't involve any planning?
(Specifically talking about someones organization skills, of course.)