Do you know what this guy thought about the breakfast in that restaurant? It's never too early to get diarrhea!
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你知道这个人怎么评价那家餐厅的早餐吗？没人会嫌拉肚子来的晚！ Uhhh... I have to say, it's pretty hard to translate it natively.
More native one (but the meaning might be changed): 你猜他对那家餐厅的早餐怎么想？要是便秘就上那吃一顿，包治好！
A literal translation could be: 你知道这家伙是怎么想那家餐厅的早餐吗？拉肚子永远不会太早！
An alternative translation with the meaning preserved but shifted to a native speaker's tone: 你知道这家伙对那家餐厅的早餐有啥看法吗？拉肚子不嫌早啊！
if we translate it word by word, it would be：你知道这个人怎么评价这家餐厅的早餐吗？得拉肚子不会太早。 consider the way we think and talk varies, you want to say this to express the same meaning：你知道他(this guy)怎么说(thought about)这个饭店的早饭(more oral)吗？吃一顿就得坏肚子。According to Chinese language convention, "never too early to do something" kind of phrase is rarely used.