Are there any Chinese phrases that have embarrassing meanings if their tones are mispronounced? [closed]

Question

For example:

"问(wèn) ask" and "吻(wěn) kiss" 我可以问你吗？ wǒ kěyǐ wèn nǐ ma? It means "Can I ask you?"
我可以吻你吗？ wǒ kěyǐ wěn nǐ ma? It means "Can I kiss you?"

Could you please give me more examples?

Answer 1

These below are not exactly embarassing, but nonetheless funny words that have different meanings when pronounced with different tones.

• 看書 (read book) kàn shū / 砍樹 (chuck wood) kǎn shù
• 湯水 (soup) tāng shuǐ / 糖水 (syrup/sweet soup) táng shuǐ
• 號碼 (number) hào mǎ / 好嗎 (okay?) hǎo ma
• 大人 (adult) dàrén / 打人 (beat somebody) dǎ rén
• 火車 (train) huǒchē / 貨車 (truck) huòchē
• 好帥 (handsome) hǎo shuài / 好衰 (mean) hǎo shuāi
• 美麗 (beautiful) měilì / 沒理 (unreasonable) méilǐ
• 妻子 (wife) qīzi / 棋子 (chest piece) qízi
• 梨子蛋糕 (pear cake) lí zi dàn gāo / 李子蛋糕 (plum cake) lĭ zi dàn gāo / 栗子蛋糕 (chestnut cake) lì zi dàn gāo
• 搭便車 (hitchhiking) dā biàn chē / 大便車 (stool vehicle) dà biàn chē / 打扁車 (flatten a car) dă biăn chē
• 杯子 (cup) bēi zi / 被子 (quilt) bèi zi
• 禿子 (bald guy) tū zi / 兔子 (rabbit) tù zĭ
• 消化 (digest) xiāo huà / 笑話 (joke) xiào hua
• 珠子 (bead) zhū zi / 柱子 (pillar) zhù zi
• 進攻 (attack) jìn gōng / 進貢 (tribute) jìn gòng
• 歌星 (singer) gē xīng / 個性 (personality) gè xìng
• 獅子 (lion) shī zi / 柿子 (persimmon)shì zi
• 大官 (high official) dà guān / 大罐 (big can or pot) dà guàn
• 司機 (chauffeur) sī jī / 四季 (four seasons) sì jì
• 相思 (lovesick) xiāng sī / 相似 (similar) xiāng sì
• 通信 (send letters) tōng xìn / 痛心 (broken-hearted) tòng xīn
• 包紙 (wrap) bāo zhĭ / 報紙 (newspaper) bào zhĭ
• 推銷 (sell) tuī xiāo / 退燒 (reduce fever) tuì shāo
• 搬家 (move home) bān jiā / 半價 (half price) bàn jià
• 兵士 (soldier) bīng shì / 病逝 (die with illness) bìng shì
• 徒弟 (apprentice) tú dì / 土地 (land) tŭ dì
• 留條 (leave a note) liú tiáo / 柳條 (wicker/willow) liŭ tiáo
• 研習 (learn) yán xí / 演習 (rehearsal/drill) yăn xí
• 涼台 (veranda) liáng tái / 兩台 (two sets) liăng tái
• 零錢 (change money) líng qián / 領錢 (receive money) lĭng qián
• 圖畫 (picture) tú huà / 土話 (dialect) tŭ huà
• 竹蓆 (bamboo mat) zhú xí / 主席 (chairman) zhŭ xí
• 完了 (finished) wán le / 晚了 (late) wăn le
• 毒氣 (poisonous gas) dú qì / 賭氣 (pique) dŭ qì
• 飛機 (aircraft) fēi jī / 肥雞 (fat chicken) féi jī / 匪機 (bandit plane) fěi jī
• 支援 (support) zhī yuán / 職員 (staff) zhí yuán / 只願 (only desire) zhĭ yuàn / 志願 (volunteer) zhì yuàn

A few more on the web:

http://www.hellouk.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=90874

http://susanfat.mysinablog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=4444909